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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Vagina!



In the weekly contest between Texas and Florida to show who can be the most backwards State, Michigan has apparently chosen to vie for some recognition. Last week, during the public debate on the Republican's latest attempt to outlaw all abortions, without exception, State Representative Lisa Brown (D-Commerce Twp., West Bloomfield) told the Republican led, Male dominated Legislator that "[She was] flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina, but no means no."

For her use of the medically appropriate term for the particular part of the female anatomy that the Republican Men in the legislature were seeking to regulate, she and Barb Byrum, (D-Onondaga) who also sought to remind  the petulant children on the Right side of the aisle what they were, in fact, TALKING ABOUT REGULATING, were censured and banned from speaking on the floor of the State House, indefinitely, regarding ANY Bills, at all.  And indeed when these ladies tried to chime in on proposed spending bills, completely unrelated to abortion, they were barred from being able to speak.

...Barred from being able to DO THEIR JOBS.

...Barred from being able to REPRESENT THEIR CONSTITUENCIES!

To speaker Majoity Leader Jim Stamas (R) and House Speaker Jase Bolger (R), I ask if they've ever read the U.S. Constitution and understand the Freedom of Speech was put in their SPECIFICALLY to protect speech in POLITICAL DEBATES. I wonder if thay are familiar with the way a Representative Democracy works, and I wonder if he is familiar with the Michigan State Constitution and how it apportions and guarentees Representation to the Citizens he is now silencing.  (Shit, I wonder if they even know where babies come from!)

In the on going war on women, women are apparently baned from serving.

The bill, BTW, which puts the health of Michigan women at stake, after just 20 minutes of debate.

Majoity Leader Stamas? Speaker Bolger? You are now fascists. Congratulations.

You have stood up for censorship, for silencing debate, for silencing opposition, for curtailing freedom, for destroying the fair representation of the citizenship, and for your Party's absurd war against women.

I don't know if you remember, but the #1 concern on everyone's mind right now is the ECONOMY and JOBS. You mind telling me where you radical anti-choice agenda, which callously disregards the health of the women you claim to represent fits in?

Oh, and, uh... BTW, since you seem to have a problem with the word VAGINA, and I'm pretty sure you will NEVER be able to silence me:

VAGINA!
VAGINA!
VAGINA!

What are you going to do about that, House Fascist?

Here's what VAGINA looks like, italicized!

Here's what it looks like when you say VAGINA boldly!

You got a problem with that, you misogynistic fuckwad?

And while were on the subject:

Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!

That's a lot of vaginas!

In fact, it 52 - one for every Republican PUSSY, every Republican CUNTRAG, every Republican mewling quim in the Michigan House and State Senate who wants to help "Childbirth" improve it's ranking on the list of 'causes of death' amongst women. 

For some more detailed, and reverent, debate and infomration on this Right-Wing attrocity, I refer you to Think Progress, and HuffPo. 



7 comments:

  1. "Speaker Bolger? You are now a fascist. Congratulations."

    I feel that if a liberal thinks you are an evil person, then you are doing some good.

    However, in Michigan, when they get rid of unions the jobs will become available and the economy will immediately improve.

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    1. And as always, you don't even begin to ask yourself if the sentence quoted is correct or incorrect. You can't even see why such a question might be relevant.

      Let me try out a new slogan: "Every conservative idea has already failed". We tried getting rid of unions already. It was during that huge period of time when unions didn't exist. It didn't work. That's why there are unions. If it worked, there wouldn't be unions.

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    2. Good to see you're able to 'get' the obvious sarcasm of the seething hatred of anything right-wing by left-wingers.

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    3. Uh, William, why don't you reread before you post? That collection of words makes no sense.

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    4. Uh, Conchobhar, get a dictionary

      http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm

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  2. Sweet, but unnecessary. I was savaging your sloppy syntax (as in e.)
    (syn·tax   [sin-taks]
    noun
    1.
    Linguistics .
    a.
    the study of the rules for the formation of grammatical sentences in a language.
    b.
    the study of the patterns of formation of sentences and phrases from words.
    c.
    the rules or patterns so studied: English syntax.
    d.
    a presentation of these: a syntax of English.
    e.
    an instance of these: the syntax of a sentence.)

    Your word salad is a couple of edits shy of tasty. If you're trying to sling a rhetorical barb, you should craft a dart, not a plank.

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  3. Whenever I hear these conservative arguments I want to blare the Bloodhound Gang's "Vagina Song" over their talking.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcQCcYkLMzU

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